Friday, December 14, 2007

Glow Cat

Cats that glow in the dark.

And exactly how are they supposed to hunt at night if their prey can see them miles away? And how is this going to help 'endangered animals like tigers, leopards and wildcats' survive if they are cloned to look like phosphorescent ghosts?

Oh. I get it. All creatures great and small can run away screaming, thus leaving the big cats safe and starving.

Human ingenuity is a wonderful thing.


Falstaff said...

to misquote slightly:

"Made everything from toy guns that spark
To flesh colored cats that glow in the dark
It's easy to see without looking too far
That not much
is really sacred."

More proof that there's a Dylan lyric for literally everything.

??! said...

no no. Is target-identification. Poachers round the world are celebrating with bottles of moonshine, hooch, arak and whathaveyou.

Space Bar said...

Falstaff: Heh! That was nice!

??!: Hmm. I'm wondering what glow-in-the-dark-tiger-by-product aphrodisiacs will do to people.