I searched Technorati and discovered that the lastest link says, Pink Luggage Tag. Some shopping site, I deduce, very cleverly, but just to see what pink luggage tags they have on offer, I follow the link.
And I notice that the 'account has been suspended'. What could have happened? What was 'pink luggage tag' really code for? Who suspended the account? How can I (should I wish to) contact billing? What fraud was committed in my name?
This is all Veena's fault. While she's been paying undue attention to train timetables - a useless occupation if there ever was one, since everyone knows trains never run on time - someone has been messing around with that tag.
Suddenly I don't much fancy pink luggage tags. Cheshire Cat can have it with my compliments.